Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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