"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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