Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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