she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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