Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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