we should wear snuggies to the strip club
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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