Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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