the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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