Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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