everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
There r osticjed everywhere
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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