ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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