U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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