i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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