i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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