he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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