i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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