D3 body, D1 cock
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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