Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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