You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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