just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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