she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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