Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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