try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Just puked most of my soul out..
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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