why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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