So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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