Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Randomize
