she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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