I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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