My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
