College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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