I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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