Christians are straight up FREAKS
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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