Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
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I lost the right to judge tonight
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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