What should our trivia night team be named?
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You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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