Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Randomize
