Sry I called you an 8
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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