You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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