I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I still have a little drunk in my system
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
