Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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and she was petting her beer can
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
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