Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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