She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
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I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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