i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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