Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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