some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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