if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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