Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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