I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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