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• (561): View more from Florida

  I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.

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• (646): View more from New York

  He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls

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• (904): View more from Florida

  she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...

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• (+33): View more from France

  Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee

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• (305): View more from Florida

  It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!

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• (619): View more from California

  Maybe he injected his testicle?

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl

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