it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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