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• (858): View more from California

  I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am

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• (917): View more from New York City

  the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.

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• (315): View more from New York

  That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying

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