So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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