Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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