He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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