hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
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It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
You are the jesus of drinking
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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