found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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