I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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