At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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