He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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