you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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